Once upon a time two unfortunate humans had a spell cast upon them. One was turned into a unicorn; the other a duck.
They escaped modern day civilisation to a faraway land to avoid being captured by scientists and being put in labs to be tested.
However, they managed to bring with them a laptop, and after seeking company, found Tumblr, and so the story continues...
Also the land gave off strong Wi-Fi signals so yeah. ≧◔◡◔≦